irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch

(Source: cooldude10000million, via bblazitken)

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

(via ni-cotine)

releasings:

my mum likes to play this game called yell from 4 rooms away and get upset when i can’t hear her

(Source: releasings, via toxic-juices)

throatcvtter:

beautiful cow we saw on the way from melbourne to warnambool 
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beautiful cow we saw on the way from melbourne to warnambool 
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throatcvtter:

kangas oh sik
kangas oh sik

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

(via bogar-t)

skypestripper:

why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

(via ruinedchildhood)

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